March 2012
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Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
whut...
breaking-the-fourth-wall:
Why can’t I track the “Vriska Serket” tag anymore? Did I break it?
Like, it just vanished from my list of tracked tags, and when I searched for it again, the “Track” button is gone. Has this happened to anyone else?
It happened to me?
feralphoenix asked: Top six Vriska moments!
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
February 2012
KING JOE
youresellingties:
Do you see this motherfucker right here? Yeah, this is Kido Jyou. You may also know him as Joe. Do you understand what you should be doing in his presence? BOWING, THAT’S WHAT. This fucker right here is intelligent, reliable, and hilarious as fuck. And he makes sure to keep toilet paper and other essentials at him all times. ARE YOU JUST AS RESPONSIBLE? YEAH, I THOUGHT SO....
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tehstripe:
You know, with the baby!Condesce out, I can’t help but think about what the Pre-Scratch world was like. I just find of have the headcanon that pre-scratch had trolls-raising-trolls because the lusii are sort of a symptom of Scratch’s influence on troll evolution, blah blah. So basically my headcanon is that they all lived on the same cul-de-sac in troll!Suburbia.
Feferi raised the...
For women, heart attacks look different. →
bec-de-corbin:
elfgrove:
distractedbyshinyobjects:
Follow me down the rabbit hole for a second:
I’ve long wondered if this - that women don’t recognize the symptoms of a heart attack in themselves, and consequently don’t get the fast care that is vital for heart attack survival - is the reason heart disease is the #1 killer in women. Women statistically take better care of themselves...
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tammoria:
Anyone have some good fic recommendations? Feel free to just bombard me with them, I’d really appreciate it!
Really the only thing I’ve got to ask is preferably no John/Karkat or John/Dave. Which probably cuts down at least, what, 60% of the options out there? I mean, unless it’s just really so good that the pairing doesn’t even matter.
Fandom Classics:
Hemostuck, a blood color...
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Anonymous asked: sad vriska
myenhell666:
I wanted to add more snow but I failed miserably.
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my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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What Calculus has done to our lives
Me:
Moirail
I'm listening to the L'Hospital song again
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY LIFE
Moirail: i've been
like
SADDLE PEAK AND TOUGH
SADDLE PEAK AND TROUGH
AND SADDLE PEAK AND TROUGH
AND PEAK AND TROUGH
AND PEAK AND TROUGH
LOCAL MINIMA
ECT ECT
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the whole day
“Many judges viewed environmental lawsuits as akin to the civil rights suits of...”
– Harvard Law School professor Richard J. Lazarus, from his 2001 article in the Virginia Environmental Law Journal , “The Greening of America and the Graying of United States Environmental Law: Reflections on Environmental Law’s First Three Decades in the United States”. Lazarus was describing the...