January 2012
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
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The Droll screwed up.
solyeuse:
Jake isn’t allergic to peanuts. He’s faking right now.
Jack’s alarm at the Droll’s answer is my evidence, come at me.
But
Jake hasn’t woken up yet
Whatever a living Jake is the best Jake
December 2011
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What
Jake that’s like
The worst possible explanation for your death…
I mean okay it’s comical but still… that was probably also very painful… /do not know anything about allergies but apparently you can develop shock from it so…?
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FFFFFFF I can't write John/Vriska
And if I can’t write that
What the hell am I good for
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conksuck:
vriska: kills a bunch of trolls at a young age to keep her spidermom happy as society dictates, cripples her crush, inevitably kills him, shows remorse for her actions, despised by fandom, consistently called numerous slurs
mindfang: kills a bunch of trolls for funsies, also bangs them, does whatever the fuck she wants, is a pirate, has slaves, adored by fandom, treated as the...
LOOK A TUMBLR: Oh look →
tehstripe:
Homestuck updated while I was flying.
That’s nice.
I have no idea what I just watched. Because I now have the theme for that S page where Jade’s dreaming stuck in my head and I know that’s not the song that played for the flash. I actually have no recollection of what I watched only the…
The song is Infinity Mechanism from the latest album!
Watchrincebrain:
tinybro:
boxed-hobo:
56danielle56:
codexana:
reizomahboy:
boxed-hobo:
canonicalform:
THE THINGS THAT YOU FIND WHEN CLEANING OUT YOUR FOLDERS
LOL I’M STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND. JUST… BEIN’ A CREEP. (She is so awesome, I love her.)
AH<3
This is so awesome. But I fucking lost it when Dave just walks behind her, takes a sip and pulls his shades down. x’D...
I USED TO BE A LEADER LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK A...
Jake. Jake. You go ride that dragon this instant.
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whaoanon:
pleg replied to your post: obviously it’s not western western but you know
oh my god yes
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i'm defying gravity.: I am an INTJ →
tehstripe:
melshardae:
and reading the description I am like WHAT NO THIS MAKES NO SENSE
and then i get to this part
This happens in part because many INTJs do not readily grasp the social rituals; for instance, they tend to have little patience and less understanding of such things as small talk and flirtation…
WE HAVE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE. Though like all of INTJ fits me, so there...
“In this world, time has three dimensions, like space. Just as an object may move...”
– Alan Lightman, American physicist, writer, and social entrepreneur. He is a professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Einstein’s Dreams, London, Vintage, 2004.
(via amiquote)
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my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
